fantastic memes are not nearly as good as nice memes
Have you ever tried cooking with your own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s doge? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer’s lease hath all too short a doge: Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines, And too often is his doge complexion dimm’d: And every fair from fair sometimes declines, By chance or natures changing course untrimm’d; By thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; Nor shall Doge brag thou wander’st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou growest: So long as doge can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives doge to thee.”